- Con Chuột Bạch
Có một cậu bé mang một con chuột bạch vào phòng Bác sĩ Thú Y vừa khóc mếu máo vừa xin bác sĩ cứu nó.
Bác sĩ hỏi =
– Con chuột của cháu bị đau sao vậy ?
– Dạ, hôm qua nó đau không chịu ăn nên đã chết rồi
– Sao cháu không cho nó uống thuốc
– Thưa có chứ ạ
– Thế cháu cho nó uống thuốc gì ?
– Thưa cháu cho nó uống thuốc chuột ạ !!!
2– TEACHER: How old is your father?
KID: He is 6 years old.
TEACHER: What? How is this possible?
KID: He became a father only when I was born.
Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds.
3 –TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
4 –TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I ❤️ this child)
5 -TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
(The teacher said H2O
6 -TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy from him?
CLYDE : No sir, It’s the same dog..
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
PASS IAROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE.
